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[24 Apr 2006|10:27pm]
Rummaging through an old photobucket account I came upon this gem.

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DR BUTT PHD
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[17 Feb 2006|12:30am]
[ music | Cramps ]

"With shoelace prices like these, how will I ever afford to put my kids through puberty?"

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[23 Jul 2005|02:23am]
Fucking...sdkljfhlksdjghldkfjg
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[06 Jul 2005|01:15am]
I miss my girlfriend damnit
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[28 Jun 2005|12:22am]
[ music | Pelican ]

Standardized Testing is such a sham:

ESSAY PROMPT

Think carefully about the issue presented in the following excerpt and the assignment below:

Many persons believe that to move up the ladder of success and achievement, they must forget the past, repress it, and relinquish it. But others have just the opposite view. They see old memories as a chance to reckon with the past and integrate past and present.

Adapted from Sara Lawrence-Lightfoot, I've Known Rivers: Lives of Loss and Liberation

Assignment: Do memories hinder or help people in their effort to learn from the past and succeed in the present? Plan and write an essay in which you develop your point of view on this issue. Support your position with reasoning and examples taken from your reading, studies, experience, or observations.

My Response:(and sorry for the typos, the site only gives jpegs of the essay so Ive got to retype it)

     Pretty Much any line of work requires some knowlege of the past, some more than other of course. But really, in order to answer the questioning of the link between past experiences and success, you must first put into consideration your idea of success. To me, success would be spending nearly four decades searching for a fabled white whale, then after years of desperate limbo between you and the leviathan, it escapes forever into the aquatic abyss. Seemingly a failure, I would feel completely accomplished in knowing that I spent my doing something truly noble.

     However, others may have a completely differant perspective on the whole idea of success.Some may feel that thier entire life was in vain based solely on the completion of the arduaous task they set for themselves, be it fighting a kangeroo, becomming the world's premeir jazz floutist, or say capturing a white whale. For this group of people, I would say that past experiences and memories would seem petty, only to be tossed aside in thier struggle to complete thier dream.

     Then finally there are those who guage success completely in the financial aspect, such as my friend Gordon Gecko, who was so handsomely portrayed by a young Orson Welles in the critically acclaimed movie ROMPERSTOMPER. This man, despite his rugged, handsome, and seemingly jovial demure, would ruin somone's entire life by running thier father's airplane business into the ground simply if it meant getting sweet new racing stripes on his new superyacht. These types of people, although drawing from the past, do it selfishly, and for thier own gain; for they have lost sight of the white whale that is true, lasting success.

     In summation, in order to fully attain my idea of true success, you must not merely learn from and remember your past, you must do so in a way that is spiritually benefitting to your'e lifelong happiness with teh scientologists, for they will consume us all. It is solely within your own hands whether or not you will be successful in the truest meaning, but I think it is best illustrated in the immortal words of a true hero, Captain Planet, as he proclaimed after defeating Dr Cornelius Doom's CFC war machine, "The power is yours!"

                      Followed promptly with this:

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And fucking rediculous as that is, I recieved this the other day:

ESSAY SCORE DESCRIPTION

Your essay score of 10 (out fo 12 max) was obtained by adding the scores of two readers. For your score of 10, each reader gave your essay a 5.

This score represents the following set of criteria:

A score of 5 is effective, demonstrating reasonably consistent mastery, although it will have occasional errors or lapses in quality. A typical essay

    * effectively develops a point of view on the issue and demonstrates strong critical thinking, generally using appropriate examples, reasons, and other evidence to support its position
    * is well organized and focused, demonstrating coherence and progression of ideas
    * exhibits facility in the use of language, using appropriate vocabulary
    * demonstrates variety in sentence structure
    * is generally free of most errors in grammar, usage, and mechanics

I swear to god, I might aswell just jackass my way through life...

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[17 Apr 2005|01:02am]
Wow, I really love my friends.

No matter how hairy your asses get(and my bathrom floor because of it), no matterhow loud you yell Bob Dole over and over and over again, and no matter how bad you trash my house, you guys are all the best.

Everyone who came tonight are all the best kids in the world.

Best Birthday EVER!
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IM HUNGRY FOR SHIT [16 Apr 2005|09:53pm]

I LOVE MY NEW GIRLFRIEND

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[11 Apr 2005|09:22pm]
[ music | Book of Dead Names ]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=20050&item=7507361792&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

If I dont get this for my birthday I will cry.

Fo Reel

Ps if anyones got any hot tips on job openings let me know, and no more fucking mini-movies

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[30 Mar 2005|08:08pm]
[ mood | Wayyy Regretful ]
[ music | Detestation ]

fuck fuck fuck fuck...

another ruined night, at least tonight I know it was my own damn fault.

ps. fuckfuckfuckfuck

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[28 Mar 2005|12:19am]
[ music | Miles Davis ]

jdksfgkjsdfgdjks

Im so fucking rediculous...

In other news, Ive been practicing with a nice 18" black dildo and Im pretty sure that in due time I could fit a cadillac in my ass

(pics on the way!!)

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[23 Mar 2005|06:26pm]
My mom just caught me masturbating
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[17 Mar 2005|11:16pm]
[ music | Tusk ]

I dont say this quite often enough but...

Im going to die.

These next couple days are going to be funner than a frog in a stickywicket!

Ill miss all you guys <333 (except jordan)

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[15 Mar 2005|10:59pm]
[ music | Malady ]

haha wow, I got into college. A damn big step up from not applying/do anything towards it only 2 or 3 weeks ago.

...now to get into a better one

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[14 Mar 2005|12:03am]
[ music | asschapel ]

hahahaha

Melt Banana is now featured on adult swim. \m/

...now who wants to pound my badge?

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[07 Mar 2005|12:30am]
[ mood | !!!!!!! ]
[ music | Nasum - Living Next Door to Malice ]

Ughhh Im so fucking sick of technology

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[02 Mar 2005|09:11pm]
[ music | Benumb ]



These are my innermost feelings

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[07 Feb 2005|12:12am]
[ music | Behold the Arctopus ]

If anyone knows where I can get get personalized bumperstickers made, pass it on.


I was notorious before all this bell-curve nonsense.

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[31 Jan 2005|10:18pm]
[ music | The Unicorns ]

Mine and Colin's dads are the coolest dads ever for being in our mini-movie. Even if one of them is spooning my mom on the computer room couch at the moment. You decide...

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Egads! [13 Jan 2005|04:24pm]
3 inches... 3 INCHES!!!
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[30 Dec 2004|12:57pm]
[ music | Love Lost but Not Forgotten - It Never Happened ]

Oh man, my ribs have hurt hella-bad all day today and yesterday. I knew being so awesome would have its price.

Im so happy Im barely working next week, this week's really put me in a, for lack of a better word, blah mood like every night from work.

I NEED THIS OUTFIT:

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