<3 Tubgirl <3

roller_disco @ 2006-04-24T22:27:00

2006-04-25T02:28:36Z

Rummaging through an old photobucket account I came upon this gem.

DR BUTT PHD

roller_disco @ 2006-02-17T00:30:00

2006-02-17T05:30:16Z

"With shoelace prices like these, how will I ever afford to put my kids through puberty?"

roller_disco @ 2005-07-23T02:23:00

2005-07-23T06:23:40Z

Fucking...sdkljfhlksdjghldkfjg

roller_disco @ 2005-07-06T01:15:00

2005-07-06T05:16:11Z

I miss my girlfriend damnit

roller_disco @ 2005-06-28T00:22:00

2005-06-28T04:25:35Z

Standardized Testing is such a sham:

ESSAY PROMPT

Think carefully about the issue presented in the following excerpt and the assignment below:

Many persons believe that to move up the ladder of success and achievement, they must forget the past, repress it, and relinquish it. But others have just the opposite view. They see old memories as a chance to reckon with the past and integrate past and present.

Adapted from Sara Lawrence-Lightfoot, I've Known Rivers: Lives of Loss and Liberation

Assignment: Do memories hinder or help people in their effort to learn from the past and succeed in the present? Plan and write an essay in which you develop your point of view on this issue. Support your position with reasoning and examples taken from your reading, studies, experience, or observations.

My Response:(and sorry for the typos, the site only gives jpegs of the essay so Ive got to retype it)

     Pretty Much any line of work requires some knowlege of the past, some more than other of course. But really, in order to answer the questioning of the link between past experiences and success, you must first put into consideration your idea of success. To me, success would be spending nearly four decades searching for a fabled white whale, then after years of desperate limbo between you and the leviathan, it escapes forever into the aquatic abyss. Seemingly a failure, I would feel completely accomplished in knowing that I spent my doing something truly noble.

     However, others may have a completely differant perspective on the whole idea of success.Some may feel that thier entire life was in vain based solely on the completion of the arduaous task they set for themselves, be it fighting a kangeroo, becomming the world's premeir jazz floutist, or say capturing a white whale. For this group of people, I would say that past experiences and memories would seem petty, only to be tossed aside in thier struggle to complete thier dream.

     Then finally there are those who guage success completely in the financial aspect, such as my friend Gordon Gecko, who was so handsomely portrayed by a young Orson Welles in the critically acclaimed movie ROMPERSTOMPER. This man, despite his rugged, handsome, and seemingly jovial demure, would ruin somone's entire life by running thier father's airplane business into the ground simply if it meant getting sweet new racing stripes on his new superyacht. These types of people, although drawing from the past, do it selfishly, and for thier own gain; for they have lost sight of the white whale that is true, lasting success.

     In summation, in order to fully attain my idea of true success, you must not merely learn from and remember your past, you must do so in a way that is spiritually benefitting to your'e lifelong happiness with teh scientologists, for they will consume us all. It is solely within your own hands whether or not you will be successful in the truest meaning, but I think it is best illustrated in the immortal words of a true hero, Captain Planet, as he proclaimed after defeating Dr Cornelius Doom's CFC war machine, "The power is yours!"

                      Followed promptly with this:

And fucking rediculous as that is, I recieved this the other day:

ESSAY SCORE DESCRIPTION

Your essay score of 10 (out fo 12 max) was obtained by adding the scores of two readers. For your score of 10, each reader gave your essay a 5.

This score represents the following set of criteria:

A score of 5 is effective, demonstrating reasonably consistent mastery, although it will have occasional errors or lapses in quality. A typical essay

    * effectively develops a point of view on the issue and demonstrates strong critical thinking, generally using appropriate examples, reasons, and other evidence to support its position
    * is well organized and focused, demonstrating coherence and progression of ideas
    * exhibits facility in the use of language, using appropriate vocabulary
    * demonstrates variety in sentence structure
    * is generally free of most errors in grammar, usage, and mechanics

I swear to god, I might aswell just jackass my way through life...

roller_disco @ 2005-04-17T01:02:00

2005-04-17T05:04:52Z

Wow, I really love my friends.

No matter how hairy your asses get(and my bathrom floor because of it), no matterhow loud you yell Bob Dole over and over and over again, and no matter how bad you trash my house, you guys are all the best.

Everyone who came tonight are all the best kids in the world.

Best Birthday EVER!

IM HUNGRY FOR SHIT

2005-04-17T01:55:40Z

I LOVE MY NEW GIRLFRIEND

roller_disco @ 2005-04-11T21:22:00

2005-04-12T01:35:49Z

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=20050&item=7507361792&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

If I dont get this for my birthday I will cry.

Fo Reel

Ps if anyones got any hot tips on job openings let me know, and no more fucking mini-movies

roller_disco @ 2005-03-30T20:08:00

2005-03-31T01:12:26Z

fuck fuck fuck fuck...

another ruined night, at least tonight I know it was my own damn fault.

ps. fuckfuckfuckfuck

roller_disco @ 2005-03-28T00:19:00

2005-03-28T05:23:41Z

jdksfgkjsdfgdjks

Im so fucking rediculous...

In other news, Ive been practicing with a nice 18" black dildo and Im pretty sure that in due time I could fit a cadillac in my ass

(pics on the way!!)

roller_disco @ 2005-03-23T18:26:00

2005-03-23T23:26:41Z

My mom just caught me masturbating

roller_disco @ 2005-03-17T23:16:00

2005-03-18T04:20:35Z

I dont say this quite often enough but...

Im going to die.

These next couple days are going to be funner than a frog in a stickywicket!

Ill miss all you guys <333 (except jordan)

roller_disco @ 2005-03-15T22:59:00

2005-03-16T04:00:10Z

haha wow, I got into college. A damn big step up from not applying/do anything towards it only 2 or 3 weeks ago.

...now to get into a better one

roller_disco @ 2005-03-14T00:03:00

2005-03-14T05:08:36Z

hahahaha

Melt Banana is now featured on adult swim. \m/

...now who wants to pound my badge?

roller_disco @ 2005-03-07T00:30:00

2005-03-07T05:30:57Z

Ughhh Im so fucking sick of technology

roller_disco @ 2005-03-02T21:11:00

2005-03-03T02:12:34Z

These are my innermost feelings

roller_disco @ 2005-02-07T00:12:00

2005-02-07T05:15:17Z

If anyone knows where I can get get personalized bumperstickers made, pass it on.

I was notorious before all this bell-curve nonsense.

roller_disco @ 2005-01-31T22:18:00

2005-02-01T03:20:16Z

Mine and Colin's dads are the coolest dads ever for being in our mini-movie. Even if one of them is spooning my mom on the computer room couch at the moment. You decide...

Egads!

2005-01-13T21:24:35Z

3 inches... 3 INCHES!!!

roller_disco @ 2004-12-30T12:57:00

2004-12-30T18:12:26Z

Oh man, my ribs have hurt hella-bad all day today and yesterday. I knew being so awesome would have its price.

Im so happy Im barely working next week, this week's really put me in a, for lack of a better word, blah mood like every night from work.

I NEED THIS OUTFIT:

roller_disco @ 2004-12-23T12:52:00

2004-12-23T17:52:56Z

Hurray!

I love how delciously white trash my family is outside of me and my parents. Luckily, they're due to arrive in about an hour and Im rather curious as to how many comments I going to recieve such as the following:

"You sure wear tight shirts, fag."
"You sure have long hair, why isn't a mullet, fag."
"Why don't you have any country CDs, panzy."
"You remind me of my ex #4, fag."
"Wheres the ashtray, I gotta spit,fag."
"Who are you and why are you cutting my hair?"
or of course my favorite...
"Me gusta a ti muerte,fag"

Ehhhh, on the bright side Colin's dad is giving me a bottle of scotch.

FYIE santa!

roller_disco @ 2004-12-16T23:43:00

2004-12-17T04:43:45Z

edit:: STRICKEN!!!

roller_disco @ 2004-12-12T00:47:00

2004-12-12T06:04:24Z

Weee, Islands of Adventure was wicked fun until I got a suprise case of hepititus (the silent killer). But that was nothing a good nights sleep with a side of a dream where I was in a crime fighting duet with Lorenzo Llamas from "Chips" but we eventually split up because I disagreed with his hated of "the jew controlled hollywood agenda" which was usually followed with him carving a swastika into his chest. I mean, we had to keep our act clean if we ever wanted to be the subject of a made-for-tv tv show where I was portrayed by a young Henry Winkler. But I digress...And I still have to start my research paper, but its not due until Monday, and Ive got better things to do, like you know, rearrange the garbage on my desk into a scale model ballet recital or making up myological stories for all the condiments in my fridge to make my sandwiches more legendary!

Which reminds me, if you have read the Jasper article on SomethingAwful I STRONGLY urge you to do so:
www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2540
and also the related myspace link contained within the article...you'll be a better person for doing so.

P.S. I SO dont want to go to work tommorow, Im thinking of just dressing up some sort of amphibeous dolphin in my work clothes and dropping it off for about 6 hours. I mean I'd either get fired or end up with a lifetime supply of free dead makeral. A total win/win situation.

<3 Scientology

roller_disco @ 2004-12-08T22:36:00

2004-12-09T03:36:49Z

Fuck...just fuck

Edit: I just wish the past would stay just that.

roller_disco @ 2004-11-30T22:02:00

2004-12-01T04:05:19Z

Wow, I just realised that for the past week pretty much the only thing Ive been listening to at all is ISIS. It really just puts me in a...calm, satisfied mood. And I really wish I could afford to drive up to one of thier shows, even if were alone to see them play...maybe next time theyre in Japan.

And Ive finished my christmas shopping for all of my friends(at the expense of a majority of my bank account). But Im glad I did, because Ive never really bought stuff for my firneds on christmas and it really does feel good giving stuff even if its just for a laugh to those who mean a lot to you.

haha it never ceases to amaze me, my luck with the ladies.

Eh, since this entry seemed lacking in comedic value, heres a picture of me and Colin with Kenan's dad from the Kenan and Kel show